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Whip Hubley

Well, it’s finally happened. I’ve officially hijacked the Blog of Funny Names. I’m hoping the boys will see this as an act of love and not, you know, an occasion to file a restraining order.

I had this name tucked away in case of an emergency, and when I saw that nothing was scheduled for this morning, I thought  we could use it. Given how many of us are likely suffering a showbiz hangover this morning after last night’s Oscar festivities, it seemed appropriate. Enjoy! ~amb   

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As a new BoFN contributor, I’m very conscious of the amount of research that I put into my posts. After all, I basically just Commented the boys to death until they asked me to come out and play – now that I’m here, the least I can do is try to meet the standards of awesome-sauce-ness that they’ve already set. But every once in a while, serendipity strikes, and a funny name will just fall into my lap. That, my friends, is how I found Whip Hubley.

Whip Hubley as Hollywood

I pressed “pause” to capture the name, not the shirtless-ness. Really.

It all started when I was doing some research for a post on my home blog. (I should point out here that my version of research for my home blog consists of me watching tv and hitting pause on my PVR when I see something I like). The topic of the day was Guilty Pleasure Movies, and my serendipitous moment struck during the end credits of “Top Gun”. Don’t look at me like that – I told you we were talking about guilty pleasures!

Now, all of the characters in “Top Gun” have funny nicknames: Maverick, Goose, Iceman, and the like. But only one of the cast members has a given name that surpasses that of their fictional counterpart. Imagine my delight when I found out that the pilot nicknamed Hollywood was played by an actor named Whip Hubley!

Funny names are all in the family for Whip. Literally. His given name is Grant Shelby Hubley Jr. His father’s name was, not surprisingly, Grant Shelby Hubley Sr. and his mother’s name was Hal C.B. Clagett Jr.

But wait. It gets better. His sister, actress Season Hubley, was briefly married in the early 1980s, and and she and her (now ex) husband had a son together. Which makes Whip the uncle of Boston Russell and the ex-brother-in-law of Kurt Vogel Russell. What did I tell you – this post practically writes itself. I love show business!

Whip is something of a journeyman actor; while he’s been working steadily since the 80s, he never stays in one place for long, and tends to, erm, whip straight from one TV set to another. Perhaps he’s just trying to live up to his name?

Confession: this isn't Mike Hammer. This is Captain Hammer. Another post for another day ... but in the meantime, enjoy this picture!

Confession: this isn’t Mike Hammer. This is Captain Hammer. Another post for another day … but in the meantime, enjoy this picture!

Whatever the reason, he’s racked up quite a long list of television credits, most of them on series that I’ve never even heard of. Which is saying something!

However, I’m happy to report that while digging through his extensive resume, I came across the notably funny-named recurring television characters Randy Jinks in “Murder, She Wrote” and Julius Llewellyn Sterling in “Mike Hammer, Private Eye”.

Like I said, I love show business.

love amb

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Paulo Costanzo

With today’s post, we welcome someone who needs no introduction – the delightful Amb from Toronto, Ontario, Canada – to The Blog of Funny Names. Give her a warm welcome… it’s cold up there this time of year! – Dave

Hi everyone, Amb here! *amb looks around, waves*

I’m so excited to be making the leap from, erm, enthusiastic commenter to guest-contributor at The Blog of Funny Names!  I’ve been swooning over one of the BoFN boys for a long time now, and I’ve been a fan of the wit and brains of all three of these amigos for even longer. Since they haven’t been able to get me to stop talking yet – not even a Funny Names Theory in my honour could get me to quiet down – they’ve made the wise decision to just let me at their blog already. See? Brains!

Paulo Costanzo

Everyone, say hi to Paulo. He’s a breakfast person. Me too Paulo, me too. Yum.

As a pop culture vulture who has a tendency to treat fictional characters like close, personal friends, it seemed like a natural fit for me to focus on funny-named folks in the film and television industry. And as the token Canadian in our esteemed group of guest-contributors, it seemed like a natural fit for my first post to be about an actor hailing from the northern part of our Northern Hemisphere. May I introduce you to Paulo Costanzo?

Paulo Costanzo currently stars as Evan Lawson on My Favourite Television Show You’ve Never Heard Of: Royal Pains.

Evan Lawson may be his most well-known role, but Paulo actually got his start on classic Canadian fare such as “Animorphs”, where, it’s worth noting, he

cast of Animorphs

See, none of the rest of the cast knows how to pronounce Paulo’s character’s name, either.

played the funny-named Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. Over the course of this show’s riveting 26 episode run, Paulo/Aximil is given Andalite morphing technology by his brother, the equally-funny-named  Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul, and they’re attacked by (I swear I’m not making this up) Yeerk fighters. The morphing technology gives the brothers the ability to change their DNA but not, fortunately for us, their names.

Surprisingly enough (or maybe not, depending on how you feel about children’s television shows) this role didn’t seem to open a lot of doors for Costanzo. A string of small parts in even smaller movies followed, including, according to IMDB, the role of “Tenant #1″ in something called, “Puff, Puff, Pass”. Now, I’m a polite Canadian girl so I have no idea what the title of that movie could possibly be referring to, but Mekhi Phifer is the director, so I can only assume it’s an allusion to some of the life-saving medical equipment he used during his days on ER.

Costanzo came back to television in the aughts, landing the role of Matt Leblanc’s brother in “Joey” in 2004, and then, keeping his streak alive, landing the role of Mark Feuerstein’s brother in “Royal Pains” in 2009. Happily for me, he’s stayed there ever since, and now we hang out in my living room once a week!

For the record, Costanzo originally hails from Brampton, Ontario. Granted, Brampton isn’t as awesomely named as, say, my dad’s hometown of Flin Flon, but it’s a hop, skip, and a jump from where I live now, so he gets points for proximity.

Thanks for making me feel so welcome on my first day everyone! See you next time!

love amb

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Scoot McNairy

We love Hollywood. There’s almost no place like it for funny names, except maybe African soccer team rosters.

Suave Scoot McNairy, casually leaning against a tractor wheel.

Suave Scoot McNairy, casually leaning against a tractor wheel.

Today’s funny name of the week also hails from that funky town, and while actor Scoot McNairy doesn’t quite have the aristocratic ring of a Benedict Cumberbatch or the pleasing sonorance of Stirling Silliphant, his name did set off the Funny Name bells at our office this morning. (We acquired the electronic Funny Name Bellringer prototype at the Consumer Electronics Show last week – look for one at your local Target in 2014).

If you think there is a great story behind the name, you’re right. “It’s because I used to scoot around on my butt”, he told an interviewer a few years ago. This caused his father to ditch the boy’s given name “John” for the much more distinguished Scoot. We’re glad he did, and a bit sad that more people don’t get their names based on their toddler-age scurrying patterns.

The Funny Name Bellringer prototype. Patent pending.

The Funny Name Bellringer prototype. Patent pending.

Scoot had his break in 2007′s indie hit In Search of a Midnight Kiss, which has helped him graduate from roles like “DJ at Party”, “Friend 1″ and “Fast Food Worker” to playing characters with names. One of those characters was called Sparky Collins, which is pretty great too.

In 2010 ol’ Scoot was able to find a life partner and married actress Whitney Able, which opens up a lot of nice punning options for us. I’ll spare you from any further embarrassment and leave those be for now.

Among McNairy’s artistic achievements are an appearance in 2005′s Oscar winner Herbie : Fully Loaded, which starred then up-and-comer Lindsay Lohan (though not as Herbie, which would really make it a classic).

More recently Scoot has scored some bigger parts in films like Argo, Promised Land, and Killing Me Softly, appearing opposite disappointingly plainly named stars Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt, leading Hollywood.com to recently name him the “Breakout Actor of 2012″.

In his next film, Twelve Years a Slave, McNairy says he will play a “circus con man”, acting opposite Blog of Funny Names favorites Chiwetel Ejiofor and Michael Fassbender. I personally can’t wait.

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Benedict Cumberbatch

Oh, to be Benedict Cumberbatch. First of all, his name is Benedict Cumberbatch. People in the United Kingdom apparently use his last name as a verb, as in “he has cumberbatched the audience”, which does sound like the type of thing those fine people in Britain would say, now doesn’t it? I’m flummoxed as to what it could possibly mean, though.

“I’m Benedict Cumberbatch and I can control your mind with my name.”

Benedict Cumberbatch, or Bandersnatch Cummerbund as he’s known in the Washington Post, is an English actor of some renown. My theory is that he is at least 12.94% more successful because he’s called Benedict Cumberbatch than he would be otherwise. Many actors with such polysyllabic nominal constructions tend to change their names Archibald Leach style, but Mr. Cumberbatch made the wise decision early in his career to keep his given name. The result – he was named British GQ Magazine’s Actor of the Year for 2011, commonly known as the most prestigious award an actor can ever receive.

On his name, Benedict has said the following :

“Cumberbatch – it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name.”

This makes me think he should write for this blog, to give us a proper posh sounding English voice among our writers. It’s a tone that would particularly give a nice flourish to all our baseball related articles – Rollie Fingers, what a fluffy old name, old sport. And anyone who describes their own name as fart in a bath would probably fit right in here at Funny Names HQ. I’m sure we’re next on his list of things to do, just after the Spielberg flick and before the Oscar.

“Yes, I am wearing this hat, because I can, and no, my name is not Bandersnatch, dammit!”

So let’s see, what else is there to say about someone named Bandersnatch, I mean specifically not named Bandersnatch. He’s had a few very good years as an actor, appearing in Steven Spielberg’s War Horse as well as playing Stephen Hawking in a film cunningly titled Hawking. He is perhaps best known for his role as Sherlock Holmes in a BBC series about the detective. One would hope he was most famous for performing in something called Rumpole and the Penge Bungalow Murders on BBC Radio 4, but something tells me some of you out there might have missed it in spite of its fabulous title.

So there you have it. There’s no name like Benedict Cumberbatch to propel you to worldwide fame, which he surely will achieve in the next few years, playing the well named dragon-type fellow Smaug in Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit, as well as a leading role in the forthcoming sequel to Star Trek, which will probably not be called Star Trek XII, but really ought to. The number of times he has been suggested as fodder for this blog actually implies he’s already reached that fame. Hey, it couldn’t have happened to a funnier-named individual.

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Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone

Sometimes people with funny names become very famous. Sometimes they get so famous, so well-known around the world, their name repeated over and over again, that it becomes easy to forget how funny the name really is. Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone fits that description.

For a time in the 1980s, Sylvester Stallone was arguably the biggest movie star in the world (figuratively speaking, he’s reported to measure out at only 5’10).  He played muscular world-savers with few words and simple, badass names like John Rambo or Lincoln Hawk (except when he played silly characters with hilarious names like Angelo “Snaps” Provolone or Cosmo Carboni – but those weren’t as successful).

Lost in all that success was the fact that the name Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone is pretty amusing. Not enough people are named Sylvester these days.  Stallone himself always disliked the name and instead preferred to be called “Sly”. But it’s a good, memorable Hollywood name so he never changed it.

He was born in 1946, and got the name from his hairdresser father Frank Stallone Sr. and his mother Jackie, who was an astrologer and women’s wrestling promoter, and whose maiden name was Labofish. That’s a pretty amazing set of credentials. “Sly” managed to live up to that by creating one of the most iconic and best-named characters in American movie history in Rocky Balboa, almost 36 years ago.

Passing on his gifts to the future generations, Stallone has five children, Sophie Rose (pretty name), Scarlet Rose (going with the lovely plant theme), Sistine Rose (unusual but nice), Sage Stallone (herby), and Seargeoh Stallone (what?!).

Stallone's performance in "Cobra" as the well-named Marion "Cobra" Cobretti consists mostly of this face. Classic work.

In capping up his achievements, it becomes clear that Stallone has had quite a remarkable career full of contradictions :

  • In 2003, the American Film Institute ranked Stallone #7 on their Top Heroes list
  • Stallone holds the record for Most Razzie Award nominations, with an impressive 30 nods, “winning” 10 “awards”.
  • He received the Boxing Writers Association’s first award for “Lifetime Cinematic Achievement”, presumably for the Rocky series, but perhaps also for a solid 40 years in film spent mostly punching people.
  • Supposedly, Stallone is one of President George W. Bush’s two favorite actors. The other one is Chuck Norris. This explains a lot.
  • Is the only actor in the history of Hollywood to have had movies open #1 at the box office in five consecutive decades.

And that my friends, is the story of the great Sylvester Stallone. For this beautiful man-romance alone, he has earned a spot in cinema (and funny name) history.

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