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Elmore Rual “Rip” Torn

Rip Torn. It’s one of those movie star names that’s so easy to remember and fun to say you have to conclude it’s not his real name. Only in the case of the great Rip Torn, it is.

Rip approves of the Funny Names Blog!

Rip approves of the Funny Names Blog!

Torn was actually born Elmore Rudolph Torn, and later had his middle name changed to Rual to mirror that of his father. Apparently, it has been a long tradition in the Torn family to call their sons Rip, and the most famous son of the family was no exception.

Rip Torn has built an impressive filmography as an actor lasting nearly sixty years, starting with 1956′s Baby Doll. In 1983 he received an Oscar nomination for the  film Cross Creek. He was nominated for six Emmy Awards for his part in 90′s classic comedy The Larry Sanders Show.

The thing I like most about Rip Torn though, is his name. Once you hear it, you don’t forget it. It follows a certain inevitability of logic that is rarely found in nameology. Rip. Torn. There it is.

In trivia news, Torn’s cousin is funny named actress Sissy Spacek. He was also originally offered Jack Nicholson’s part in Easy Rider, but didn’t get along with famously not-easy-to-get-along-with director Dennis Hopper and dropped out.

Young "ripped" Rip.

Young “ripped” Rip.

In 1963 Torn married actress Geraldine Page, forming legendary celebrity couple “The Torn Page”. Apparently Mr. Torn was not obvilious to the nickname and drew great delight from “Torn Page” appearing on the doorbell of their New York apartment. As would I.

That wasn’t to be the last time he teamed up with a funny named person either. In 2010 when in some legal hot water, Torn hired attorney A. Thomas Waterfall to represent him. We at the Funny Names Blog HQ fully understand why he would make that hire.

Among Torn’s most famous movie roles are parts in Sweet Bird of Youth, The Cincinnati Kid, Coma, A Face in the Crowd, Defending Your Life, The Insider, and the crusty Zed in Men in Black. A special recommendation must be made for all readers to watch The Man Who Fell to Earth, a 1976 film in which David Bowie plays an alien who lands in the middle of New Mexico and gets into a variety of unexplainable and mysterious shenanigans. Torn plays a college professor who becomes Bowie’s confidante of sorts. Watch the rather unsettling trailer here if you remain unconvinced.

No write-up of Rip Torn on the Funny Names Blog would be complete if I didn’t mention that he once directed a play titled The Honest-to-God Schnozzia. If that title didn’t put butts in seats, I don’t know what will.

 

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Rodman Flender

The cool stare of a Rodman.

Only in show business would you be able to find a successful human being named Rodman Flender. At least that so you might think. Rodman Flender is a director, performer, writer and documentarian. He also may just be the only Harvard graduate ever named Rodman Flender. In fact I’m 88% sure that’s the case.

Flender is perhaps best known for directing the underrated horror comedy Idle Hands, which is about a high school kid whose hand becomes a self-aware murderous limb that goes on a killing spree, which naturally gives the kid a bit of a bad name. He responds by placing said hand in the microwave and zapping it on “high” for 60 seconds. It’s a great piece of film, right up there with the best moments of Francis Ford Coppola’s productions.

Well, maybe not quite that good. Nothing can top Jack, after all.

Yes, the guy who directed the Godfather seriously, really, actually did make this movie.

Mr. Flender also directed the documentary Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop, which I just watched last night and enjoyed quite a bit. I especially enjoyed the end credit that said “Directed by Rodman Flender”. Yep, this is the highly selective vetting process for the Funny Names Blog you’re witnessing right here.

Young Rodman went to Harvard University at the same time as Conan O’Brien, leading to their later collaboration on Conan’s “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour“. With Conan’s dance moves and Rodman Flender being, well, Rodman Flender, I can easily picture them being the silliest men on campus at the hallowed university, much like Al Gore surely was some years earlier.

Flender has also performed as an actor on Broadway, appearing in the wonderful sounding Zalmen, or the Madness of God. In addition to that he has impressive acting credits on screen in classics like Beethoven’s 5th and Carnosaur 3. Flender is more often found behind the camera, and has directed hours and hours of television shows ranging from Gilmore Girls to Tales from the Crypt to Dawson’s Creek. Quite an impressive range of programs.
That’s only appropriate for a man with a name like Rodman Flender.

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Kerry McCluggage

Hollywood has a great track record of launching funny named people to fame. From Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone to Archibald Leach and beyond, amusingly monikered folk have made themselves into household names from the beginnings of the film industry. Today’s subject is one of those professionals who is definitely not known around the world, but whose name should be more famous just because it’s so damn fun.

The greatest photograph advertising a TV show? (Or a picture of Paul McCartney? You decide.)

Kerry McCluggage is a film and TV executive who has worked at some of the biggest studios and production entities in Hollywood. He was formerly Chairman of Paramount Television and also President of Universal’s TV division. At the age of just 25, he became the youngest Vice President in Universal’s history, perhaps because the higher-ups were just tickled by Mr. McCluggage’s great name. Either way, that’s pretty impressive. Certainly it became “Mr. McCluggage” as a result of his subsequent promotions. (I won’t make any puns about suitcase-shaped fast food items in this post….other than this one. It’s possible that’s the prevalent image in my mind, and my mind only.)

During his time in TV, he oversaw the development of such shows as The A-TeamFrasier, JAG, Law & Order, Miami Vice and Murder, She Wrote, which is definitely one of my top eight favorite shows in the underrated “adorable old lady solving crimes” genre.

Significantly, he was also involved in the production of the film Cocktail while he worked at Universal. Significantly, because that 1988 movie, in spite of its 9% Rotten Tomatoes rating and two Razzie Awards, is a genuine cultural treasure from the 80′s.

“I’m sorry, did you say “McCluggage?”

In case you haven’t seen it, it features Tom Cruise as the world’s greatest young flash bartender, who dreams of the fame and riches of the guy who invented straws and is taken under the wing of an eccentric Australian veteran bartender who teaches him how to live. A bunch of 80′s stuff then happens and he goes to the Bahamas to pursue a young Elizabeth Shue, because that’s where the “real money” is for bartenders, evidently. It’s great stuff. We owe Mr. McCluggage a lot for whatever his involvement with the film may have been.

I should also mention that his IMDb page mentions an acting credit in a show called “Duckman : Private Dick/Family Man” in an episode titled “Papa Oom M.O.W.W.O.W”. I don’t know what to really say about that, so I think I’ll just let that speak for itself.

McCluggage is now an independent producer and most recently was involved in the production of The Tudors. We salute Kerry McCluggage, his work, and the fact that his name is McCluggage.

 

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Apichatpong “Joe” Weerasethakul

We’ve covered a Thai name here once before, and it was equally monstrous in pure syllabic sprawl as today’s subject, Apichatpong Weerasethakul. Never one to shy away from a challenge (just kidding, I always shy away from challenges), I decided to finally cover this spectacular name today without resorting to copy-pasting. Helpfully, Mr. Weerasethakul is commonly known in the West as just “Joe”, because Apichatpong just doesn’t quite roll off these western tongues like “John Wayne”.

“Just call me Joe, dude”.

Like John Wayne, Joe is also in films. Unlike that segue, his films are actually pretty good. They also have awesome, oddly literal-sounding titles like “Mysterious Object at Noon” and “The Adventure of Iron Pussy” (about a transvestite secret agent). His most famous work is probably 2010′s Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives, which won the top prize at the Cannes Film Festival that year. The Guardian called it an “episodic, non-linear, open-ended head-scratcher”. Any film that has earned that three-hyphen description has to be worth a look.

Most people will probably draw a blank when asked about Thai cinema. I can’t say I’m an expert myself, perhaps offering up a flick about a guy who kicks everyone in the face in search of his stolen pet elephant (which is awesome), and the more reflective works of Weerasethakul. His own Syndromes and a Century was in fact the first Thai film screened in the Cannes festival competition, evidence of his influence in the sphere of Thai cinema.

Before his career in filmmaking, Weerasethakul completed a bachelor’s degree in Architecture in his native Thailand, later following that up with a master’s in film in Chicago. Both his parents were doctors. In addition to taking his films around the world, Joe has also campaigned extensively against state censorship in Thailand, after a film was his was subjected to a ban from local cinemas due to his refusal to cut objectionable scenes.

Perhaps more than any other Thai filmmaker in recent history, Apichatpong Weerasethakul has made a name for himself. A real big name.

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Benedict Cumberbatch

Oh, to be Benedict Cumberbatch. First of all, his name is Benedict Cumberbatch. People in the United Kingdom apparently use his last name as a verb, as in “he has cumberbatched the audience”, which does sound like the type of thing those fine people in Britain would say, now doesn’t it? I’m flummoxed as to what it could possibly mean, though.

“I’m Benedict Cumberbatch and I can control your mind with my name.”

Benedict Cumberbatch, or Bandersnatch Cummerbund as he’s known in the Washington Post, is an English actor of some renown. My theory is that he is at least 12.94% more successful because he’s called Benedict Cumberbatch than he would be otherwise. Many actors with such polysyllabic nominal constructions tend to change their names Archibald Leach style, but Mr. Cumberbatch made the wise decision early in his career to keep his given name. The result – he was named British GQ Magazine’s Actor of the Year for 2011, commonly known as the most prestigious award an actor can ever receive.

On his name, Benedict has said the following :

“Cumberbatch – it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name.”

This makes me think he should write for this blog, to give us a proper posh sounding English voice among our writers. It’s a tone that would particularly give a nice flourish to all our baseball related articles – Rollie Fingers, what a fluffy old name, old sport. And anyone who describes their own name as fart in a bath would probably fit right in here at Funny Names HQ. I’m sure we’re next on his list of things to do, just after the Spielberg flick and before the Oscar.

“Yes, I am wearing this hat, because I can, and no, my name is not Bandersnatch, dammit!”

So let’s see, what else is there to say about someone named Bandersnatch, I mean specifically not named Bandersnatch. He’s had a few very good years as an actor, appearing in Steven Spielberg’s War Horse as well as playing Stephen Hawking in a film cunningly titled Hawking. He is perhaps best known for his role as Sherlock Holmes in a BBC series about the detective. One would hope he was most famous for performing in something called Rumpole and the Penge Bungalow Murders on BBC Radio 4, but something tells me some of you out there might have missed it in spite of its fabulous title.

So there you have it. There’s no name like Benedict Cumberbatch to propel you to worldwide fame, which he surely will achieve in the next few years, playing the well named dragon-type fellow Smaug in Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit, as well as a leading role in the forthcoming sequel to Star Trek, which will probably not be called Star Trek XII, but really ought to. The number of times he has been suggested as fodder for this blog actually implies he’s already reached that fame. Hey, it couldn’t have happened to a funnier-named individual.

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