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The Eephus Pitch

Doing something a little different today. Not to my knowledge (and I’m pretty certain about this one), has a baseball pitch been inducted on this screwy blog. But I figured I’d throw you all a bit of a curve by inducting the most legendary pitch in all of baseball. And no, it’s not the slurve, palm ball, straight change, circle change, cutter, sinker, knuckleball, splitter, slider, knuckle curve, or even the dreaded spitball.

The pitch of the hour, of course, is the Eephus pitch. The pitch is an extremely uncommon one in Major League Baseball, being rarely thrown despite its awesomeness. The casual fan is probably unaware of what Wikipedia describes as “a very low speed junk pitch.” The idea behind the pitch is to catch the hitter by surprise by throwing the ball with an extremely high trajectory at a very low speed. In comparison to standard pitches, which commonly range in speed between 70-100 miles per hour, the Eephus comes in below 55 miles per hour, throwing off the batter’s timing.

The pitch was invented by four-time all-star Truett Banks “Rip” Sewell. Sewell sustained a toe injury in 1941 after being shot with buckshot in a hunting accident. (One thing that seems to be timeless throughout baseball are hunting accidents!) The damage to Sewell’s big toe forced him to alter his pitching motion, and this gave rise to his “blooper pitch.” According to Sewell, the first time he threw the pitch, batter Dick Wakefield “started to swing, he stopped, he started again, he stopped, and then he swung and missed it by a mile. I thought everybody was going to fall off the bench, they were laughing so hard.” Using his new pitch, Sewell became a great pitcher, winning 17 games in 1942 followed by back-to-back 21 win seasons in 1943 and ’44. The pitch also had a famous moment in the 1946 All-Star Game. Sewell warned Hall of Famer Ted Williams he was going to throw him the pitch during the game. Sewell threw the blooper, and Williams fouled it off. So he kept throwing it. On one pitch, Williams ran toward the ball and hit a home run. Photographs would later reveal that Williams exited the batter’s box at the time of contact. Williams would have been declared out had the umpire spotted it. Sewell, despite giving up the homer, received a standing ovation as he walked toward the dugout.

The awesome name of the Eephus pitch is credited to outfielder Maurice Van Robays, who proclaimed that “Eephus ain’t nothing, and that’s a nothing pitch.” It is believed that the name Eephus may have come from the Hebrew word “efes” which means “nothing.”

Here’s a video of an Eephus pitch by former big leaguer Kaz Tadano:

Although Sewell was the first, there have been many pitchers since who have adopted the Eephus, and the pitch has been given many names.

Among them are Bill “Spaceman” Lee (who used to sprinkle marijuana on his pancakes, FYI) and his “Leephus” pitch, Casey Fossum and his Fossum Flip, Steve Hamilton’s folly floater, Dave LaRoche’s LaLob, Vicente Padilla and his Eephus, (which Vin Scully called the “soap bubble”) Pascual Perez and his Pascual Pitch, and Dave Stieb and his Dead Fish.

As if that weren’t enough names, the Eephus has also been referred to as the balloon ball, the gondola, the parachute, the rainbow pitch, and for good measure, the Bugs Bunny curve.

You learn something new everyday. I hope this was that something. You go, Eephus Pitch!

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Rest in Peace Dick Trickle! We Barely Knew Ye! It’s Funny Names In The News 38

Well I’ll be darned, if it ain’t time for Funny Names in the News again!

It seemed to be a fairly light week for Funny Names In The News, with only two contributions from our normally prolific correspondents, but perhaps it was kismet. The dearth of updates inspired me to head over to CNN for the first time in a while, and the first result in the left-hand panel spoke of the apparent suicide of famed Nascar driver Dick Trickle.

We hope Dick Trickle is enjoying that delightful Nascar track in the sky.

We hope Dick Trickle is enjoying that delightful Nascar track in the sky.

It’s always sad when I have to announce the death – particularly a suicide – of anyone, but it’s a particularly sad day for Nascar fans and Funny Names fans, because both of us agree that Dick Trickle was one of the best. The only reason we haven’t already covered him on the pages of this esteemed blog is because Arto and his puerile sense of humor couldn’t find a way to write about Mr. Trickle without a bunch of potty-themed puns.  I’m tellin’ ya… the well-mannered, polite Finn gig he’s been pulling over our eyes is nothing but a coverup!

In a way, I feel somewhat responsible. A lot of times, suicides in former athletes are partly a result of their star having faded and them feeling like their best days were behind them. But for people with funny names, it’s a different story. They will continue to bring light and inspiration to our life until the end of our days. I wonder if things would have been different had we given him the time in the limelight he deserved on this blog. The least we can do is wish Dick Trickle’s family, fans, and survivors the best during this difficult time, and hope they know he serves as an inspiration to us all.

And just as they honor recently-passed drivers with a silent lap, to show that the racing sport goes on, so shall we continue to bring you the best names in this week’s news. This one’s for you, Dick Trickle!

“Cumberbatch – it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name.” - Benedict Cumberbatch actually said that

“Cumberbatch – it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name.” – Benedict Cumberbatch

I’ll start off with everyone’s favorite effervescent showbiz correspondent Amber and her alert that…. well, I’ll let her speak for herself. It went like this:

Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek! With Benedict CumberbatchYes, I’m excited, why do you ask? amb xo. WARNING:  spoilers!

On to sports, where our boxing correspondent Arto… no, just kidding, ME! of course! Brings the news that heavyweight champion bigwig (is that like a triple-big wig?) Alexander Povetkin will be squaring off against Andrzej Wawrzyk, and my pal Briggs Seekins (from my sports journalist days) provides his preview and predictions for what will happen.

In other sports news, Tiago Splitter has reason to smile because his San Antonio Spurs just beat the Golden State Warriors to reach the Western Conference finals for the bajillionth time in the last bajillion and three years. Go Tiago!

Some site called the New York Times brings us news that is sure to let computer-dwellers like ourselves sit a bit more comfortably. “Posture Guru” Esther Gokhale, 

When I think "Go Clay" I think of this clip from Community, but to each one's own.

When I think “Go Clay” I think of this clip from Community, but to each one’s own.

whose name is pronounced GO-CLAY, and whose title shows that in a busy, commercialized world, everything can be given spiritual significance. In the article, Ms. Gokhale and her awesome posture-boosting abilities receive endorsements from such notables as Matt Drudge, and Susan Wojcicki (don’t even try to pronounce that), who could only get a job as a senior vice president at a silly-named company named Google.

Our favorite intrepid showbiz correspondent (who also happens to be the effervescent one) Amb lets us know:

James Van Der Beek is coming back to tv! Along with the also funny named Brooklyn Decker. See, there’s something someone for everyone to enjoy! And yes, of course I totally loved Dawson’s Creek. As if you didn’t see that coming. amb xo.

Like green monster monkeys that are just looking for someone to hug!

Like green monster monkeys that are just looking for someone to hug!

Amb knows I only have eyes for her, though. Who needs to look at a supermodelly, wife-of-the-handsomest-football-player-alive lady anyway? Brooklyn Decker wouldn’t be jazzed about me using the word puerile in a post anyway. Community‘s Alison Brie might… although unlike Amb, I’m sure Alison has her own issues to deal with that aren’t nearly as awesome as not having enough time to talk about how incredible Ender’s Game is!

Alright, that’s it for Funny Names in the News 38 and this week’s Alison Brie photo collage, presented by Nascar and Dick Trickle. See you all on Monday with another exciting post! Enjoy your weekend!

** Can you tell I’m excited that Community has been renewed??!!! *** I’m feeling zippy and corybantic and I’m not even caffeinated!

(Oh, and I’m not only excited about that…. Fannie just sent me one of the best names I’ve ever heard… I don’t think it’ll be ready in time for her post next Tuesday, but it’ll be featured here soon. Pure gold!)

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A Boneheaded Dinosaur Appears in Today’s Funny Names in the News

Hello there Funny Name Enthusiasts (FNEs)! Welcome to this week’s recap of Funny Names in the News (FNITN) and Collection of Awkwardly Collected Acronyms (CACA).  Hope you enjoy the show!

The good news is this suit will likely also end up in a museum one day. It's kind of special.

The good news is this suit will likely also end up in a museum one day. It’s kind of special.

Firstly, exciting news from Canada, land of exciting news. Our Exciting News Correspondent Amb has had her ear firmly planted on the telephone receiver of…excitement, and by way of that clumsy analogy she has come to learn of the discovery of a “boneheaded” dinosaur in Canada – and here’s the part that caught me by surprise – she’s not talking about Don Cherry.

No, this is an actual dinosaur fossil, found on the ranch of cattle farmer Roy Audet. Appropriately enough the species was named after Mr. Audet, whose ranch is located in the world’s SCUBA diving capital of Milk River, Alberta.*

This week’s most gripping political news is brought to us by Dave, the Surgeon General of Funny Name Bloggers, who tells us that a man in Maryland known for his “toilet protests” is running for the position of Lt. Governor in that lovely state. Even better, his name is Duane “Shorty” Davis. Also considering runs are Attorney General Douglas Gansler, and Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger III. We wish luck to the toilet man, but he’s up against some pretty funnily named opposition here.

Our Singing Persons Correspondent Amb has been busy watching people singing, and tells me that sorta rhyming named actress Michell Chamuel has been particularly delightful with some of her Cyndi Lauper renditions. Two

Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger, his main squeeze Kay, and... uhhh, a red guy with creepy gloves.

Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger, his main squeeze Kay, and… uhhh, a red guy with creepy gloves.

good names like that meeting can only result in perfectly adequate reality television type business, and a good deal of amusement. Go here and Amb will tell you all about it.

You may not have known this about me, readers, but I’m a huge fan of Eastern Texas poetry. You probably didn’t know this because it just happened as I read this article about Gwendolyn Zepeda, Houston’s first Poet Laureate. We can only commend the city of Houston on their fine choice.

Thank you for reading another recap of Funny Names in the News. See you next week!

*Please do not arrange a SCUBA diving trip to Milk River, Alberta based entirely on my recommendation and then write in to complain. You are stupid, live with it. But while you’re up there, do stop by at Delicia Bakery at 113 Main St. I’m told the muffins are to die for.**

**I am in no way angling for a job writing for one of those in-flight magazines here.

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Siegfried Fischbacher, Roy Horn, and Their White Tigers

Madonna, Britney, Hillary, Elvis, Kobe. There are some people who the whole world seems to know on a first name basis. Siegfried Fischbacher is one of those people.

Best known as part of the famed duo Siegfreid and Roy, Mr. Fischbacher first met his partner Roy Horn in 1959 when they were both workers on a German ocean liner: Siegfried as a 20-year-old cabin steward and Roy as a 15-year-old waiter. But the German-born cruise-hands weren’t your typical employees. Siegfried, a traditional magician/illusionist, began performing magic for some of the passengers, and was later allowed to have his own show with Roy as his assistant.

Roy Horn smuggled one of these things on to a ship. Siegfried's response: "let's work together more often."

Roy Horn smuggled one of these things on to a ship. Siegfried’s response: “let’s do this more often.”

And in the kind of genius stroke you’d expect from a high school sophomore, Roy decided to commemorate his big break into showbiz by smuggling a freaking cheetah onto the shipRoy, who had a history with exotic animals, had “come to know” Chico the cheetah during his frequent trips to Germany’s Bremer Zoo.

Just your average teen service employee slash animal lover capturing a carnivorous zoo animal and smuggling it onto a manned ocean liner. Seems normal.

Apparently someone wanted to really lay it on thick that the sixties were a very different time period, so instead of firing Roy or, you know, arresting him for about a dozen things, they decided to give Siegfried and Roy their own show. The duo then moved to Las Vegas, bought a residence together, and were given a regular engagement in Sin City. Because there’s no box for “Rejected due to cheetah smuggling” on immigration forms, Siegfried and Roy became naturalized citizens and in 1972 were voted show of the year.

Their huge break, though, came in 1990, when Steve Wynn – the developer of The Mirage, a brand spankin’ new resort and casino – signed the duo to a $57.5 million guaranteed annual contract.  They became an inseparable part of the Mirage brand, and in 2000, were the 9th-highest-paid celebrities in the U.S., just behind Steven Spielberg.

They continued to build on their success, earning a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and in 2001, were given a lifetime contract with the hotel. Unfortunately, after 5,750 shows together, their act came to an end on Roy’s 59th birthday (October 3, 2003) due to a life-threatening injury.

Roy with Montecore, and a Montecore-inspired bleached haircut.

Roy with Montecore, and a Montecore-inspired bleached haircut.

According to Wynn, and substantiated by Siegfried, a woman with a “big hairdo” in the front row “fascinated and distracted” a white tiger named Montecore who had performed with the duo for many years. When she reached out to pet Montecore, Roy stepped between them, and Montecore grabbed Horn’s arm. Horn tripped and Montecore grabbed Horn’s neck to try to bring him to safety, not realizing Roy didn’t have the thick neck skin that tigers have. As Roy was rushed to Nevada’s University Medical Center to treat his critical injuries, which included partial paralysis and severe blood loss, he told people “Montecore is a good cat. Make sure no harm comes to Montecore.”

That hairdo ended up being costly, as the show was closed after the attack, 267 cast members were laid off, and The Mirage experienced untold millions of losses in ticket sales and casino money.

The story ends happily, however. Roy believes he’d actually had a stroke that led to his tripping, and credited the seven-year-old cat for dragging him to safety. Though the show closed after the attack, Roy regained his ability to speak and walk, thanks in large part to the assistance of his friend and roommate (for five decades) Siegfried Fischbacher. Siegfried and Roy returned to do a final series of shows, including a 2009 performance with Montecore, now 12-years-old. In 2010, Siegfried and Roy performed their final show, with their manager calling it “the dot at the end of the sentence.”

Though their show is over, their pop culture influence is long-lasting. The Simpsons lampooned Siegfried and Roy, and raising questions about the true nature of their relationship. The Michael Jackson song “Mind is the Magic,” is about the duo as well. In 1997, a South African College of Magic established a Siegfried and Roy grant to help provide disadvantaged youngsters the opportunity to pursue careers in the world of magic. Pretty darn snazzy if you ask me!

Roy, a white lion, and Siegfried pose in their living room (seriously) in a battle to determine whose blond haircut is the snazziest. The result: a three-way tie between the lion, Siegfried's jacket, and Roy's ginormous belt buckle. Let us know in the comment section what your favorite part of this photo is.

Roy, a white lion, and Siegfried pose in their living room (seriously) in a battle to determine whose blond haircut is the snazziest.  Let us know in the comment section what your favorite part of this photo is.

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Chi McBride

The last time I talked about a boy on this blog, I will admit that, yes, I may have gotten perhaps just a tiny bit carried away. I can assure you that this won’t be happening today, my friends. Not because I’ve suddenly and mysteriously matured in some way (perish the thought!) but because today’s funny-named actor has one of the most marvelously mellifluous voices on television. Everyone sit back, relax, and enjoy the oh-so-smooth stylings of Mr. Chi McBride:

Have his dulcet tones drawn you in to the drama? Do you not want to keep watching this show, just to hear Chi tell the rest of the story? You should; “Golden Boy” is, at least according to this particular culture vulture, one of the best new dramas of the season. But that’s another Favourite Television Show You’ve Never Heard Of  for another time; today’s post is all about Chi. Which, by the way, is pronounced “shy” (as in, the opposite of Amber) and not “chi” (as in, tai-chi).
Chi McBride with a daisy

“Pushing Daisies” may have gotten cancelled, but this picture of a very big Chi with a very tiny flower is forever

I wasn’t kidding when I said his stylings were smooth: although he’s best known for his roles on long running television drama series like “House” and “The Practice”, Chi grew up singing with gospel choirs in his native Chicago, and his first success in show business came with the song “He’s the Champ”, which parodied the marriage of boxer Mike Tyson and actress Robin Givens. I’ll leave it up to Dave to make some boxing jokes in the comments, and will just say that the tune was a knock out hit. (*groan* I know. I’m sorry Dave – deceased paleontologist references I can handle; but boxing puns are way out of my weight-class). Anyway, based on the tune’s success, McBride was signed by Esquire Records and he joined the rhythm and blues band Covert.

Once he hit the ripe old age of thirty, Chi decided that it was time to make the switch from reading sheet music to reading scripts, so he headed to L.A. His distinctive look and voice quickly earned him guest spots on popular shows like “In Living Color” and “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” and he’s worked steadily in TV and film ever since. In fact, “steadily” might be an understatement: my showbiz sources tell me that Chi has played the same character (Steven Harper) in three different television series spanning from 1997 to 2004: “The Practice”, “Boston Public” and “Boston Legal”.

“Golden Boy” airs Tuesday nights on CBS; if you’ve already googled “funny names blog + amb” and are looking for a way to fill your Tuesday evenings, might I suggest mellowing out with Chi?

love amb
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