Mildred “Mama Dip” Council

Welcome funny names fans! Not since early 2017 have we had an opportunity to talk about food celebrities. The streak is broken today.

Let’s celebrate Mildred “Mama Dip” Council. There are no photos of Mrs. Council in the public domain, however, The Daily Tar Heel has a wonderful photo of her working in her restaurant’s kitchen.

Born in 1929, Mrs. Council earned the nick name “Dip” because she was tall and was the only one in her family who could reach the bottom of the rain barrel to dip out water when the water was low. She was born into the time of the Jim Crow laws, when all that was expected of her was to be hard working and a good cook.

In the introduction of her first cookbook, “Mama Dip’s Kitchen,” which she published in 1999, she describes herself this way:

“I was born a colored baby girl in Chatham County, North Carolina, to Ed Cotton and Effie Edwards Cotton; grew up a Negro in my youth, lived my adult life black and am now a 69-year-old American.”

Mrs. Council grew up in North Carolina. While raising eight children, she worked for monied Chapel Hill families and local fraternities. She earned a reputation as a hard worker and a good country cook with a down to earth manner.

In 1976 she was struck with a crazy idea. She opened her own restaurant, Dip’s Country Kitchen, with the $64 she earned from her job at the local hospital. She used $40 to purchase two days worth of food and $24 to make change. She ran out of food after breakfast. She used the profit from breakfast to buy enough food for lunch and like any successful idea, ended up doing the same for dinner. She earned $135 that day, more money than she earned from her day job.

Mama Dip did not use recipes, instead she called herself a “dump cook.” She cooked by eye, feel, taste, and used whatever she had on hand at the time. In her own words, “Farm fresh is the highlight of country dump cooking.”

She cooked good simple country food—crisp fried chicken, biscuits and gravy and a pecan pie with crisp nuts and a soft, sweet, soul-melting filling. Word spread and people began to make pilgrimages to her restaurant. New York Times Food Critic, Craig Claiborne, found his way there. He encouraged her to write down her recipes. Those two cookbooks lead to a bigger restaurant that is still run by her children.

She received North Carolina’s highest civilian honor, the Order of the Long Leaf Pine, in recognition of her contributions to her home state.

Mrs. Council passed away Sunday, May 20th, at the age of 89. She left us with this cooking advice:

“Use what you have. Try something different. Use your imagination.”

Tracy – Fannie Cranium’s Guide to Irreverent Wisdom

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Funny Names in Jazz Bass T-Z: Very Vivid Vignettes for Victoriously Vanquishing Voracious Vikings

Here we wind up our alphabetical odyssey through the names of jazz bassists, searching for the most numerous numinous names, whether Norwegian or non.

Norway

Drat, it STILL looks like a bass.

Our Norse friends are being singled out, but only because they brought so much attention to themselves in the first two stages of this journey. To recap: our first round took us up to the letter “L” and revealed an astounding preponderance of Norwegian bassists.

This was an unexpected and humiliating defeat, at least for those of us who stand for . . . uh . . . a level playing field in funny name distribution insofar as it pertains to geographical origin.

Norsemen also had a very strong showing as we re-engaged our journey, from M to S, but they were narrowly edged out by non-Norwegian bassists.

Some might think it an error in judgement to look at the global distribution of jazz bassists as some sort of zero sum game.

There is some merit in that critique. Nevertheless, we . . . uh . . . Well, we’ve invested too darn much in that premise, so we’re gonna stubbornly cling to it, to the very end, dangnurbit.

Anyway, our preliminary scan promises more parity with regard to Scandinavian bass pluckers.

You might doubt that as we come upon our first letter. For “T” we find that Norwegians Magne Thormodsæter and Bjørnar Kaldefoss Tveite are neck and neck with the rest of the world, represented by Jamaaladeen Tacuma of the USA and Jannick Top of France. We give it (with no bias or favoritism!) to the latter two, because putting their names together creates alliteration, assonance, and consonance–a nice poetic effect. Right?

The letter “U” also appears to be split down the middle between Norwegian Sigurd Ulveseth and Phil Upchurch (USA). We give it to Phil (again, no bias here, no siree Bob!) because of the exquisite wordplay, suggesting a preponderance of parishioners in the pews, where–we at BoFN approve of this kind of irony–they probably don’t play jazz.

For “V”, rest-of-the-world comfortably leads Norway, with Ole Morten Vågan edged out by Hein van de Geyn (Holland), Mads Vinding (Denmark), Leroy Vinnegar (USA) and Miroslav Vitous (former Czechoslovakia).


(Miroslav with Chick Corea and Roy Haynes)

Vitous and Vinnegar have immense standing in jazz, but we’re going to give this one to Leroy. Because Leroy Vinnegar. Plus, he was on that Swiss Movement album with Les McCann:

Victor Lemonte Wooten easily takes “W” for the USA. I first noticed Victor when he did Jaco Pastorius‘s “Teen Town” on the Jaco Tribute album. This is a tune that all aspiring electric jazz bassists must bust their chops on, or at least try:

Victor also does a nice one-man-band with Stevie Wonder‘s “Isn’t She Lovely” which is itself lovely:

The letter “X”, somewhat like “Q” in our previous installment, presents some difficulties. We have to bend the rules here not only for names, but for genre. First, we note the punk rock band called X, and its bassist who has the stage name John Doe. This may be the first funny plain name in BoFN history, but even better, his real name is John Nommensen Duchac (USA).

Heath (real name Hiroshi Morie) plays bass for the ever-resurrecting metal band X Japan, a position once held by the great Taiji Sawada, who is sadly no longer among the living.

Our final bassist in the this letter category is Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe, Brides of Destruction and Sixx:A.M.

We give it to Nikki, because it’s hard to find even one X, much less four.

We are forced to agree that the above has nothing to do with jazz, whatsoever, but no one can deny that there are no Norwegians involved. I think.

Eldee Young (USA) has it covered for “Y”. The long and short of it is that Eldee sets a new ole precedent for self-contradictory names. We may have a Funny Name Theorem brewing here.


(Eldee with Hysear Don Walker and Isaac Red Holt)

As our journey ends we come to “Z”, where Per Zanussi (Norwegian/Italian) faces off against Chester “Little Bear” Zardis (USA). That’s not much excitement for a finale, but at least it comes out only 25% Norwegian. And that’s what counts.

Apologies to all Norwegians for this series! Truth be told, it’s a wildly disproportionate but awesome contribution you’ve made to jazz.

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Polixeni Papapetrou

Hello Funny Names Fans! For those of you who love the land down under, we are celebrating famed Australian photographer, Polixeni Papapetrou. Her name is pronounced poh-leek-SEE-nee  pah-pah-PET-roo. I have been unable to verify if her father had a pet kangaroo.

Sorry folks, there were no public domain photos available, but you can check our her collection at her website, which includes a self portrait (hint, she’s the first photo on the top left of the collection).

Her parents, Andreas and Eftihiya (nee Xilinakis) Papapetrou, moved to Australia from Greece. Polixeni, a spring baby, was born in Melbourne, November 21, 1960. She always felt different from the other children she grew up with. The food her family ate, the way they looked and other traditions set them apart.

She studied law and art at Melbourne University, graduating in 1984. She started her career as a lawyer. She once said, “I worked as a corporate lawyer and really enjoyed this environment, but the desire to be an artist was stronger.”

Her photographs are whimsical and eerie. She started taking photographs of Elvis fans and impersonators. Eventually shifting to subcultures like body builders and cross dresser. She continued to study art after she became a full time artist, getting a masters degree in arts from RMIT University in Melbourne in 1997 and a Ph.D. at Monash University, also in Melbourne, in 2007.

She featured her children, Olympia and Solomon Nelson, and their friends in many of her collections. One series of photos recreated and explored the photos of Lewis Carroll’s photographs of Alice Liddell. Her series finished in 2016 called Eden featured Polixeni’s daughter and her friends from childhood to adulthood.

Her work was shown internationally. But as this is the Blog of Funny Names I must give a shout out to her series The Ghillies (a reference to a specific type of camouflage clothing) because it was featured in the 13th Dong Dong Gang International Photo Festival, South Korea. How many of us can say that?

Polixeni was once called out by former Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, for a controversial magazine cover photo taken from one of her collections—created several years earlier—featuring her very young daughter in the nude. Polixeni’s then preteen daughter, Olympia, defended her mother stating it was one of her favorite photos.

Polixeni Papapetrou, a sometimes controversial photographer, passed at her home in Fitzroy, near Melbourne, Australia, on April 11, 2018.

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6th Annual Poll: Funniest Names In The 2018 NFL Draft

Note, this post occurs concurrently on The Millennium Conjectures.   I also blog and podcast on futurist topics at Seeking Delphi.

“My weird name has haunted me all my life.”–Peaches Geldof

Sadly, Peaches didn’t live long enough to be haunted all that long.  The only thing that will haunt the names we honor herein, though, is how to spend the bonus checks they get when they sign NFL contracts.

So here we go–the sixth annual Funniest Names in the NFL Draft Poll.  Wow.  Sixth? Already?   If time flies when you are having fun, it flies even faster when you are making fun…of funny names.

Let’s kick it off with a review of the five previous winners and how their fortunes have fared since being drafted.

Poll #1, 2013–Barkevious Mingo. Outside Linebacker, LSU.  Mingo was the number six overall pick in the draft that year, but has never lived up to the hype of a first rounder.  If that fate wasn’t obvious when he was picked by Cleveleand, you haven’t been following the NFL lately.

Poll #2 2014–Ha-Sean Treshon “Ha-Ha” Clinton-Dix, Free Safety, Alabama. Picked 21st overall in that year’s first round by the Green  Bay Packers, he’s had a solid if unspectacular pro career to date.  He does have the distinction of beating out the best ever also-ran in this poll–Jadaveon Clowney.  Clowney was the number one overall pick by Houston that year.  With a Ha-Ha and a Clown, 2014 was the deepest draft in funny name annals.  However, Ha-Ha’s biggest claim to funny name fame is his cameo appearance in Key and Peele’s East-West Bowl, Pro Edition.

Poll #3–2015–Jaquiski Tartt, Safety, Samford. Tartt was the first, and so far, only player to win this poll on a write-in.  He was also the highest drafted player ever to go to Samford, going to San Francisco in the second round.  I think that final “tt” is what clinched it for him.

Poll #4-2106–Halapoulivaati Vaiti, Offensive Tackle, TCU.  Can’t say much, my computer is out of letters.  At least fourteen fans were hospitalized and treated for tongue cramp when they attempted to pronounce his name after his fifth round drafting by Philadelphia.

Poll #5–2017–Jake Butt, Tight End, Michigan. Wow, a tight end named Butt.  He was headed towards possible first round selection until he tore his ACL in the 2016 Orange Bowl.  He fell to the fifth round–selected by Denver–but sat out the entire 2017 season with the injury.  At least his butt is still in tact.

With that, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to start our engines and get to the 2018 nominees.  As usual, I’ll  regale you with my warped opinions on what the names sound like they might be, if they weren’t football players.

Vita Vea–Best name? Maybe. Best hair–definitely!

Tevita “Vita” Tuliakiono Tuipuloto Mosese Va’hae Faletau Vea, Defensive Tackle, Washington. A big name for a big (346 pound) man.  Do not attempt to pronounce this entire name unless in the presence of an external oxygen supply and paramedics.  The question is not whether this is the longest name in NFL history, but the longest in world hostory.  What I think his name sounds like: The entire Hawaiian language dictionary.

Equanimeous St. Brown, Wide Receiver, Notre Dame.  I’d say you can’t make this stuff up, but obviously, his parents did. What I think his name sounds like: the 14th editor of the Oxford Unabridged English Dictionary.

Josey Jewel, Linebacker Iowa.  Unfortunately, there are no really good double-barrelled names in this year’s draft, but there are three great candidates for best alliterative name.  Jewel is one of them. What I think his name sounds like: A Vegas pole dancer.

Folorunso Fatukasi, Defensive Tackle, UCONN.  UConn, of course, is much better known for basketball–especially women’s–than football.  And hey, my wife and daughter are both alums.  This guy throws his hat in the ring for the best alliterative name.  What I think his name sounds like: the governor of Okinawa.

Key’vantanie “Keke” Coutee, Wide Receiver, Texas Tech.  Sorry Josey and Foloro…Flor… oh, whatever your name is–Keke is my personal pick for best alliterative name in this year’s pack.  What I think his name sounds like: see Josey Jewell.

There are plenty of honorable mentions, all eligible to be written in.  But hey, you can write in your kid if he plays Pop Warner, or even your mother-in-law, if her blitz flattens  you.  So don’t forget to consider Ogbonnia Okoronkwo, Breeland Speaks, Hercules Mata’afa, Dane Cruishank, Chuckwuma Okorafor or just about anybody whose name tickles your funny bone.

 Vote is closed. The winner of The 6th annual Funniest Names In The NFL Draft poll is Equanimeous St. Brown.

 

 

 

 

 

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Funny Jazz Bass Names from M to S: Fording the Fjord

Norway

It even looks like a bass.

We learn a lot of things at this joint. Things like, whoa, Norway totally dominates funny jazz bass names.

At least for the first half of the alphabet. Now we’re here to see if it’s true for M-S.

Place your bets, folks!

In the “M” quadrant, immortal titans Cecil McBee and Charles Mingus square off against Norsemen Jo Berger Myhre and Guro Skumsnes Moe. Jazz and blues bassist Clarence Horatius “Big” Miller enters the fray, tipping this round to the U.S., with results complicated by the appearance of Jesús Alfredo Merchán aka Chucho Merchán , Colombian. Overall, a strong 4-2 start for the Americas. Cecil McBee emerges with the highest net funny name value, because it was adopted as the name of a fashion brand in Japan without the bassist’s consent. (McBee unsuccessfully sued the company to stop.)


(Cecil McBee with Chico Freeman, “Wise One”)

But Norway comes back at us strong on “N” with bassist Magnus Skavhaug Nergaard, involved in such interestingly named bands as Monkey Plot and Ich Bin N!ntendo.

“O” is a tight squeeze between the Nordic Eivind Opsvik, Poland’s Darek Oleszkiewicz, and Nigeria’s Ugonna Okegwo, based in NYC. We don’t know what yr gonna think but we’re gonna give it to Ugonna.

“P” is an embarrassment of riches, musically and name-wise. We are tempted to drop the rivalrous banter and contemplate our bassists in reverent awe. There is legendary Jaco Pastorius, the Jimi Hendrix of electric bass. There are bass masters Gary Peacock and John Patitucci. There is the great Norseman Niels-Henning Ørsted Pedersen who produced arguably the warmest, most resonant double bass tones ever. Lesser known to me are Truck Parham, Robert Popwell and Giuseppe Prestipino Giarritta aka Pino Presti. But let’s give this one to Alcide Louis “Slow Drag” Pavageau taking us back to New Orleans and the roots of jazz itself.

Pluckings are slim (See what I did there?) in the “Q” category so we have to take liberties. We go with the multi-genre bassist called “Q” though his real name is Quentin Berry. That’s all we got.

“R” is a bland letter, not for music, but for names. Norseman Steinar Raknes comes out on top. Golf clap.

“S” is more interesting. Honorable mention of course to Avery Sharpe because he reminds us of Ingebrigt Håker Flaten. Otherwise, we got Len Skeat, Todd Sickafoose, Putter Smith, Leroy Eliot “Slam” Stewart, Victor Sproles, Ben Street, Ike Sturm, the great Steve Swallow, and the multi-talented Esperanza Spalding going up against Norsemen Jon Rune Strøm, Øyvind Storesund, Baard Slagsvold and Audun Skorgen.


(Steve Swallow with John Scofield and Bill Stewart)

We have to stop here, because we’re approaching the official BoFN word limit. So, we’ve had a respectable showing by our Nordic friends, but we’ve got them outnumbered. For now.

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