Kermit “The Killer” Cintron

Perhaps it’s a “Boy Named Sue” kind of thing – where a guy with a funny name learns how to fight to keep away from bullies – but the first name Kermit has yielded not only famous NBA puncher Kermit Washington, but also today’s Funny Names Blog entry, Kermit “The Killer” Cintron.

A Puerto Rican-American boxer and former world welterweight champion, Cintron sports an anthropomorphic Puerto Rican dog tattoo on his back, and was undefeated in his first 24 fights before running into notorious cheater Antonio Margarito. You may know Margarito as the guy who was banned from the sport a few years later for putting a plaster-like substance in his hand wraps. Unfortunately, Margarito’s antics weren’t yet known, and he ended both of Kermit’s world title reigns.

One of boxing’s nice guys, Cintron saw his career stalled by these two suspicious losses to Margarito. However, like all great champions, Cintron came back swinging won an impressive bout against the hilariously-named Lovemore N’dou. (This might have been the most interestingly-named fight card since Ras-I Alujah “Livingstone” Bramble fought Ray “Boom Boom” Mancini in the 1980’s).

Ras-I Alujah Abuja Livingstone Bramble - seriously the weirdest guy in a sport full of wackadoodles. Did I mention he practiced voodoo and used to walk around his hometown with snakes around his neck?

This earned him another title bout where he fought to a draw with Sergio “Maravilla” Martinez, another good guy in boxing who had only lost once – to none other than Antonio “El Cheato” Margarito.

Martinez would go on to have a string of incredible fights that made him one of the top three fighters in the sport today, while Cintron would follow it up with a gritty victory over undefeated pasta-inspired-name guy Alfredo Angulo, before hitting a rough stretch.

Since the Angulo bout, Cintron has had two title matches, but lost the first one in bizarre fight against Paul Williams when Cintron “fell” (it kind of looked like a dive) through the ropes and hit his head on one of the commentators’ TV monitors. After some wins over quality opponents, he recently lost a title bout against red-headed Mexican (and Archie comics lookalike) Saul “Canelo” Alvarez.

Nonetheless, at just 32, there’s no question Cintron has some fight left in him, and any man who can convincingly pull off the name Kermit “The Killer” Cintron – let alone become a 2-time world champ – deserves massive props. Here’s hoping for more future success for Kermit, if for no other reason than the delight of once again seeing his name in the marquee lights.


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15 Responses to Kermit “The Killer” Cintron

  1. asklotta says:

    Great blog this morning!

  2. rhijulbec says:


  3. Nicely written, funny, thanks fer stoppin by and checkin out my blog-about 90% of the time that leads me back to great blogs such as yours…I remember that Bramble guy..L and his fabulous o l’s as they say but yea boxing is full of colorful characters, I find more naturally so, as compared to say UFC/MMA, which seems, often times, to be manufactured colorfulness, anyway bla, bla, bla…always enjoy finding new blogs, interested to check out some of yer earlier work, etc, etc,thanks again

    • Dave says:

      I’m on a bit of a comment-answering binge today, so excuse my delayed answer to this comment.

      I’m totally with you on boxing’s advantages over UFC/MMA. I’m a huge fan of boxing, as you can probably already tell. Arto knows hockey and Rob really knows baseball.

  4. robinhood63 says:

    I hope that this doesn’t double post. If it does I’m sorry. This is the third try. Troubles with posting.

    Great blog. Thanks for checking mine out. I appreciate how you provide info about the names and for being well written. I’ve read a couple of past articles and will read more. I’m kind of an information freak, both useful and trivia types. Yours has some of both. Very cool. Looking forward to more.

  5. ShawnTe says:

    Great blog! Not that I would want to run into a dangerous person but if someone looking to hurt me introduced himself as Kermit “The Killer” I would have not chance of survival. I would burst out laughing and the man would ‘off’ me. lol Aye!

    • Dave says:

      You’re probably right. Plus, someone named Kermit must have some unresolved anger issues, it seems like. Hence Kermit Washington and Kermit “The Killer” Cintron!

      Thanks for the compliments! We post every weekday (and on special weekends), so keep coming back for more funny-named fun!

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  11. professional says:

    Gilberto Ramirez the fight is all or nothing be careful you will fight against a strong fighter is your first fight to stay in the middle of the ring away from the ropes and face to face do not look down and fighting on distance : if you are going infight close fight protect your chin and your face : do not give up : he is fighting first time against you strong is his first fight too : concentration not go knocked out or TKO you will fight against the strongest fighter I do that for the fight never happened a fight mashine watch RobStieFelStu are the strongest fighters draw I do that they are losing extra : wishing you the best : the fight is all or nothing : you will fight against a fight mashine never seen before : impossible to beat him if you can beat him we are doing your wife fifty fifty or Girlfriend : the next fight is a fifty fifty fight too DeoWilArSzp: i got a lot of fifty fifty fights : let me enjoy your girlfriend do it fifty fifty there is nothing to lose : i do educate all the fighters worldwide Muay Thai to KickBOz to Wrestling to Boxing all : is your first fight : he needs three rounds for you in real concentration to go the whole rounds straying straight do not look down fighting on distance the lead arm is distance holder do not turn your right shoulder inside to punch the fighters will hit you the punch fist is close to the chin and the lead arm is like straight left shoulder shows to the fighters ! Wishing you the best !

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