Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone

Sometimes people with funny names become very famous. Sometimes they get so famous, so well-known around the world, their name repeated over and over again, that it becomes easy to forget how funny the name really is. Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone fits that description.

For a time in the 1980s, Sylvester Stallone was arguably the biggest movie star in the world (figuratively speaking, he’s reported to measure out at only 5’10).  He played muscular world-savers with few words and simple, badass names like John Rambo or Lincoln Hawk (except when he played silly characters with hilarious names like Angelo “Snaps” Provolone or Cosmo Carboni – but those weren’t as successful).

Lost in all that success was the fact that the name Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone is pretty amusing. Not enough people are named Sylvester these days.  Stallone himself always disliked the name and instead preferred to be called “Sly”. But it’s a good, memorable Hollywood name so he never changed it.

He was born in 1946, and got the name from his hairdresser father Frank Stallone Sr. and his mother Jackie, who was an astrologer and women’s wrestling promoter, and whose maiden name was Labofish. That’s a pretty amazing set of credentials. “Sly” managed to live up to that by creating one of the most iconic and best-named characters in American movie history in Rocky Balboa, almost 36 years ago.

Passing on his gifts to the future generations, Stallone has five children, Sophie Rose (pretty name), Scarlet Rose (going with the lovely plant theme), Sistine Rose (unusual but nice), Sage Stallone (herby), and Seargeoh Stallone (what?!).

Stallone's performance in "Cobra" as the well-named Marion "Cobra" Cobretti consists mostly of this face. Classic work.

In capping up his achievements, it becomes clear that Stallone has had quite a remarkable career full of contradictions :

  • In 2003, the American Film Institute ranked Stallone #7 on their Top Heroes list
  • Stallone holds the record for Most Razzie Award nominations, with an impressive 30 nods, “winning” 10 “awards”.
  • He received the Boxing Writers Association’s first award for “Lifetime Cinematic Achievement”, presumably for the Rocky series, but perhaps also for a solid 40 years in film spent mostly punching people.
  • Supposedly, Stallone is one of President George W. Bush’s two favorite actors. The other one is Chuck Norris. This explains a lot.
  • Is the only actor in the history of Hollywood to have had movies open #1 at the box office in five consecutive decades.

And that my friends, is the story of the great Sylvester Stallone. For this beautiful man-romance alone, he has earned a spot in cinema (and funny name) history.

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19 Responses to Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone

  1. artjen1971 says:

    I love the basis for your blog! Very Clever, and with each new generation the names get even more ridiculous! I hope you’re still doing this when InspeKtor Pilot is all grown up…:)

  2. Joe Pineda says:

    Good ol’ Sly. I didn’t know his middle name, or that he hated his first one. The more you know, I guess. I guess it beats being called Gardy.

  3. Paws To Talk says:

    Wow what a middle name he has! We have never met a dog named Sylvester.
    Bella and DiDi

  4. Dave says:

    Did you know that the budget for Rocky was only 1.1 million dollars? It ended up grossing more than $250 million at the box office alone. That’s a good return on investment.

    • Dave says:

      Speaking of good return on investment (and something closely related to this post):

      Joe Frazier – who had one of the great trilogies of all time with Muhammad Ali – has a lot of similarities to Rocky Balboa. Both were Philadelphia-raised blue-collar fighters, who went up against a loud, eloquent, showy, and beloved African American heavyweight champ. Their prime skill was their toughness and ability to take punches. After Frazier won Olympic Gold in 1964, he had almost no fanfare and went back to working in a butcher shop.

      This is where the “investment” part comes in: an all-white group of investors formed the “Cloverlay group”, where they pitched in $250 each to buy one of 80 shares in Joe Frazier’s career, together raising $20,000 to allow Frazier to train full time. One of these investors was none other than HBO’s very own…….. Larry Merchant!

      Back in the mid-60’s (or, as Merchant may refer to it, “a couple of years ago”), Merchant bought one share in Cloverlay for $250. After Frazier had 15 or 16 fights, each share had gone up to $2000, so Merchant sold his share, thinking he had gotten a great deal. A few years later, each share went up to $14,000, and Frazier always made fun of Merchant for selling him short. Here’s the proof: http://www.doghouseboxing.com/DHB/Kim1109a11.htm

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      However, Stallone said he was inspired to write the screenplay for Rocky after watching an unknown journeyman named Chuck Wepner come out of nowhere to go 15 rounds with Ali, just one fight after Ali had knocked out George Foreman (who most considered the best heavyweight of that era prior to that fight) in 8 rounds. Stallone wrote the screenplay in something like three days, and wouldn’t license it to anyone until they let him play the main character, rather than some established star like Steve McQueen.

      Wepner seems to be doing alright now, and currently has this old-fashioned website where he calls himself “The Real Rocky” (rather than his actual nickname “The Bayonne Bleeder”, for his propensity to get cut in most of his fights), and lists some inspirational quotes, in his native Massachusetts dialect: http://wepner.homestead.com/index.html

      My favorite quote from the site: “Dare’ ain’t no affirmative action for any boxer, unless he creates his own” – Chuck Wepner

  5. hausmiller says:

    The Italian Stallion!

  6. C. says:

    Thanks for liking my blog post! Yours is unexpectedly educational, love it!

  7. The first Rocky is my favorite. It even won an Oscar for Best Picture! I’m sure there’s alot of names out there that will feed your blog, thanks for the like 🙂

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