Ethel Merman, what more needs to be said?
Today’s post is written by the incomparable Fannie Cranium, who has used her pen to create more interesting characters than I’ve ever met in real life. This is her second post for the blog, but I was busy when she published her first post, so I never got to give Fannie her rightful introduction. Here it is: Fannie is awesome. We became fast friends because, well, what else can you do when someone named Fannie Cranium comments on a funny names blog? In our cast of Friends, Fannie is Phoebe, who may have been my favorite Friends character. Oh, and she writes posts about Burma-Shave starring characters named Bunny. What else needs to be said? Nothing, except the words of Fannie herself. Enjoy. – Dave
Ethel Merman, a siren of song, stage and silver screen. Born Ethel Agnes Zimmerman in Astoria, Queens, New York in 1908. She graduated from high school in 1924 taking a job as a stenographer at the Boyce-Ite Company earning $23 a week. Moving over to Bragg-Kliesrath Corporation for a $5 a week increase and eventually promoted to personal secretary of Caleb Bragg, whose repeated absences from the office racing automobiles gave her time to catch up on the sleep she lost the previous night performing at private parties.
When she began performing at nightclubs, she thought her name too long for a marquee. She considered taking her grandmother’s maiden name, Hunter, but shortened it to Merman to pacify her father. Lucky for us.
Her next step, performing with Jimmy Durante at Les Ambassadeurs. Not long after starting she endured a tonsillectomy while fearing it might damage her voice. But after recovering she belted stronger than ever.
Auditioning in 1930 for George and Ira Gershwin’s Girl Crazy singing, “I Got Rhythm”, she was cast straightaway. After it opened George Gershwin told her, “Well, never go near a singing teacher…and never forget your shorthand.” She never did.
This might be what important shorthand looks like. I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t written it myself. (Literal translation.)
She performed in Humpty Dumpty in 1932, it opened in Pittsburg in August and closed the next month. I’m guessing irony may have helped here. Rewritten and retitled Take a Chance, it ran for 243 performances at the Apollo. By this time she earned $1,500 a week. Not bad for a stenographer during the Depression.
Fast forward to 1945, recovering from a C-Section after the birth of her second child she was offered the role of Annie Oakley in Annie Get Your Gun which featured her now signature song, “There’s No Business Like Show Business.” It ran for 1,147 performances. She went on to star with Donald O’Conner and Marilyn Monroe in the film There’s No Business Like Show Business which borrowed its name from that famous song.
Married four times, the marriage to her last husband, Ernest Borgnine, lasted 32 days. In her 1978 memoir, Merman, she included a chapter, “My Marriage to Ernest Borgnine.” It’s one blank page.
She didn’t miss a beat, in 1979 she released “The Ethel Merman Disco Album”, with the 71-year-old performer singing her Broadway hits to a disco beat. While never making the Billboard charts it was a hit, and played regularly at Studio 54 with live appearances by the star herself.
Her last film, the 1980 comedy Airplane!, she played Lieutenant Hurwitz, a shell shocked soldier who believes he’s Ethel Merman. In the performance Merman leaps out of bed belting “Everything’s Coming Up Roses” as the orderlies rush to sedate her.
Which leads me to why you’re reading this today. Last October, Dave blogged about the band Mungo Jerry and attached the video to “In the Summertime”. Planting a song worm in my brain until Ethel arrived.
Take it away Ethel and friends. . .
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Who knew? Job well done, Miss Phoebe:-)
Thank you Liz. How can anyone resist Ethel…
🙂
Ethel could definitely belt it out. And I’m so happy to see I can still read shorthand! xoxoM
I tried learning shorthand, but I got sidetracked once I realized I could type faster than I could write shorthand, and obviously the typing was much more legible 🙂
Trust me, you couldn’t type that fast on the typewriters that were available when shorthand was used! lol xoxoM
…or as accurately. One missed key and you were out of luck 🙂 Shorthand is an interesting language, but one that I fear will be lost in the next decade or two, if it isn’t already. 🙂
I agree. It was still nice to see it and read it, for old times’ sake! 😉 xoxoM
It’s good to know my handwriting is still legible. But I agree with Dave, it will probably disappear in another couple decades.
I’ve always loved Ethel for her name, but I love her peculiar stage presence as well. Babs looks bashful in that video, but Ethel is so comfortable on stage, it’s remarkable. Very impressed with the lady!
I love her stage presence. When she performed on Broadway, she never made eye contact with her fellow performers, always with the audience. I’m sure that’s why she rose to fame so quickly. Besides if I was as young as Babs was during that interview, all that star power in one room would leave me speechless. I take my hat off to her for holding her own.
Haha, I love that note about Ernest Borgnine. I wonder if he appreciated the humor of it as much as Ethel and I do 🙂
When I read your Ernest Borgnine post, I just couldn’t help but mention him in Ethel’s post.
There are few things in life that I appreciate more than situations that bring multiple funny-named people together. Like WWII 🙂 https://funnynamesblog.com/2012/02/15/quick-hits-nine-men-38-navy-crosses/
For a few months, that was our most popular post because I put it in a comment on Listverse and the comment landed up in a prominent position. We haven’t gotten hits for it lately, though…
Fannie!! This video is my new favourite thing in the history of things.
Babs’ outfit … Judy’s hair … Ethel’s …Ethel-ness … there’s so much broadway goodness here I hardly know where to look! Loved this post. Thanks for bringing some much needed fabulousity to my day. xo.
I know. There’s no better adjective to describe Ethel than “Ethel-y”
How about “Oh, the Ethel of it all!!”? Can we make that a thing??
Yes. We must!
I’m on it.
I just love that video, I know it’s a little long but so worth the wait. There’s just something about the old “live” television, you just can’t beat it.
So true. The sad thing is there are some shows that were never recorded, and are lost forever. My dad used to be a fan of “The Captain Fortune Show” when he was a kid (they were famous for their theme song “Who’s That Knoooooockin’ on the Barrel?” so obviously with a name like that, I’m a fan 🙂 ), but they were all broadcast live so no recording exists at all. Darn shame! Luckily, they managed to capture “the Ethel of it all”!
Last observation before I get to work on all the stuff I have to do today… Zimmermans must have one of the best records of achieving showbiz greatness, even though they all change their names. Robert Zimmerman became Bob Dylan. Ethel Zimmerman became Ethel Merman. Few other names can boast that kind of success. Perhaps it’s time for a Zimmerman-themed Funny Names Theory?!?!
Now that could be really fun. Who knows how many famous Zimmermans are out there?
Oh, when someone with a name as good as Ethel Merman gets entangled with an Ernest Borgnine…you know something funny will come out of it. And this article might just be that thing.
Thank you Arto.
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Dave–thank you for the wonderful introduction.
You’re very welcome… it’s the least I could do 🙂
Can I just say that I saw Ethel Merman in a Broadway tour of Gypsy because my brother was the percussionist in the band? Oh for the days when singers could–and did–belt out their songs on stage and didn’t have to wear those stupid head mikes! You oculd hear Ms. Merman in the back of the theater even over the loud music of the orchestra–and my brother’s drumming;-)
That’s so awesome! I wish I had an Ethel connection, or the chance to see her live!
Hey, I also have a Froda Brotemarkle connection, but she’s only a local Orange, CA, psychologist so I guess Ethel will have to do;-) BTW, I understand if you have to bleep out her name.
That’s awesome! Tell her to get famous fast so we can feature her on the blog! Dr. Drew Pinsky just isn’t cutting it anymore, now that I know of Froda Brotemarkle!
Just rewatched that Ethel, Babs and Judy video again. It’s awesome! Hey löök! i’m typing on Ärtö’s k£yböård!.
You are too funny.
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Yes, the shorthand does look like chicken scratch. I should have figured Merman was short for Zimmerman. And I already wrote of Jimmy Durante once this morning–now to read of him again! I love love love Judy Garland, so I like this video clip. Merman looks awfully svelte here.
Are we on some sort of vibe here. First the Freddie Mercury thing, then Ethel Merman and Jimmy Durante. Go figure.
And doesn’t Merman look great in that video. What a diva. . . 🙂
She’s got the it factor. Among those two great singers, and she’s still got the charisma and chutzpah.