So Arto decided to head out to Atlanta, Georgia to do supposedly important “real world” things last week without inviting any of his Blog of Funny Names coauthors or leaving us with any of his delightful material.That’s why there was no Funny Names in The News on Friday, which made Amber cry a single digital tear.
So here’s a little contest (and our first post since Wednesday):
What’s the best silly-sounding insult you’ve heard or come up with? The winner(s) will receive the grand prize: I will personally refer to Arto by the chosen name the next time I see him (which should be either Tuesday or Friday of this week), and also has their brilliance broadcast to everyone who reads this blog!
The only rule: keep it Kosher folks! I prefer to keep my diction out of the gutter, and every now and then, my mother reads this blog, so no X-rated or offensive names. Just silly stuff like Dillweed or Bumpus or Outerbridge or Puddnhead or Jerusalem Artichoke or Biscuit Pants (yes, I created that redirect page myself five years ago, thanks for asking).
And honestly, our favorite Finn is getting off comparatively easy this time!