Hey. So remember that time Dave was busy with, like, actual real life, and put up a picture and a Wikipedia link* instead of a post? Today it’s my turn.
My darling cousin (the one who grew up in Flin Flon!) is here for a visit, so I’m going to be offline for the next little while.
But don’t worry: Satchel Ronan O’Sullivan Farrow is here to keep you company while I’m away.
When you’re done gazing into those baby blues, click through to the Wikipedia page and prepare to be even more bedazzled. Dude is a genius. Like an actual, honest-to-goodness child prodigy who became a member of the US State Department at age 22.
* Babe, if you’re going to call someone “cooler than Science Gosling”, this is how you do it.