Hello hello my funky squirrels! It’s time to take a break from digesting the 35 pounds of pumpkin pie we all ate last night and guffaw at the funny names in the news this fine week. Whoo!
Our Dancing Correspondent Dave kicks things off with this report from prison :
“A Youtube channel called Prison Dance has posted an awesome dance inspired by Manny Pacquiao (husband of Jinkee Pacquiao). Keep your ears open because dare’s a mustache reference at 1:06, and an awesome series of Freddie Roach references in da later part of da video, and he’s da bruther of Pepper Roach. Plus a Buboy Fernandez reference at 1:00. ” Don’t worry readers, Dave is ok, all the pecan pie he ate last night just makes him sound exactly like Chuck Wepner.
In fascinating construction news, we have this report about Paula Sunshine, a lady who used “human hair to build an extension to her historic house”. Apparently, she hoovered up the raw materials at local hairdressers and also used her own (presumably very fluffy) dog’s hair. Heh, I suppose you might even call it a…hair extension.
Moving on then.
A giant comet named ISON whistled by the Sun yesterday, and was captured into a rather spectacular image by astronomer Waldemar Skorupa, who just managed to whip out his iPhone in time to snap a picture of the passing interstellar speedster.
Elsewhere in NASA news, our Scientist Hair Examiner Dave also reports the story of Bobak Ferdowsi, a Jet Propulsion Laboratory engineer (otherwise known as a “rocket scientist”), who is known to the world as “Mohawk Guy”, for reasons that I have not received a memo on. I see he’s got a mohawk, so that kind of explains it, but I don’t know why the whole world is supposed to know him as Mohawk Guy. Kind of seems a waste of a name like Bobak Ferdowsi, really. I mean, just call him Bobak the Rocket Scientist, make a children’s book out of it and call it a day, eh.
That’ll wrap up our post-Thanksgiving coverage this year. Go ahead and return to your regularly scheduled digestion exercises and munch on the mountain of leftovers falling out of the fridge at every opening. Buh-bye!