I left out a crucial piece of info we had been discussing earlier in the week.
George Stroumboulopoulos will be the new host of Hockey Night in Canada!
Now for those readers not up in the great white north, the magnitude of this news may not be immediately apparent. So let me use an analogy: Hockey Night in Canada is to Canadian sports as…
… you know what? There’s nothing I’ve seen that compares to Hockey Night in Canada. I suppose Super Bowl Sunday, or the night of a big boxing championship match, but no regular sporting broadcast I’ve ever seen has commanded the attention that Hockey Night in Canada has up in the land of poutine and Dudley Do Right.
In fact, there are no words to do justice to this news, so in true Kim Jong Il Looking At Things fashion, I’d like to share with you a gallery of Strombo Looking At/Like Things fare, and hope to atone for last week’s horrendous omission. Enjoy!