Dansby lookin Dandy at Vandy!
A breaking news update, inspired by Mad Mark Sackler, and brought to you delightedly by Dave during the 2015 MLB Draft.
The Arizona Diamondbacks (probably one of the best-named teams in major league baseball), drafted awesomely-named Vanderbilt prospect Dansby Swanson!
Best of all, they drafted him first overall! Showing that funny names do indeed finish first! Way to go Dansby! We’re hoping to see big headlines from you for years to come!
In other news…
it’s been a month since Arto posted on the BoFN! A MONTH!
What’s up with that?!? He hasn’t even had 4 exams in the last 2 weeks, unlike one of his Blog of Funny Names co-founders!
So we must do what we (OK, really just me) do when this happens!
We’ve already shown him Fondling Ted Danson (and frankly, who can blame him!)
We’ve also called him a Pony Cake Crusher! Or a sweet lips pony cake crusher… I’m so confused about which…
What’s there left to do?
Well… I guess there’s this…
Wait…. that was a picture of Miley Cyrus with an Arto-esque haircut wearing a dragon-inspired… thing… crop top, maybe?
Here’s the pic I was looking for… it’s vintage Arto and some random dude…. picking up chicks or something?!?
Yeah, let’s say he was picking up chicks. And clearly being very successful at it!
Oh well, even if Arto continues to be a slacker, at least we’ll always have Dansby Swanson – who will hopefully making his MLB debut very soon!