Yo. Check it out. Yo . . .
Hello? Hello?? ANYBODY HOME?!? Been knocking on the door but no-one’s in.
Seems like more than a month since we heard anything from that Fabulous Finn.
In fact, I gotta say, I think that handle’s sorta hit the expiration date.
It’s hard to be freakin’ fabulous when your newest post is five freakin’ weeks late.
Hey, it’s not like I’m asking a lot, but does “co-founder” even mean anything, dude?
Feels like I’m carrying the weight here, bruh. Droppin’ the ball like that–that’s just plain rude.
I’m hurtin here, dawg. Just turn your lazy *ss around and pick up the slack.
We got a blog we’re s’posed to be running and I thought you had my back.
I wouldn’t mind it so much if all the rest of that ragtag crew was here
But Amb and Liz wandered off, and Diddy–peh!–that wimp only shows up like twice a year.
Wow, it must be tough taking all those labs between Pathology and Anatomy.
I’m just glad Dave could still find the time to get all worked up and mad at me.
He sounds pretty adamant about this. Quick, somebody give him some meds!
Shouldn’t be too hard to find ‘um where he is (just don’t tell the Feds).
Me, I’d rather have half a bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Heh. But what’s with this guilt trip? Dave didn’t tell me he was also taking Psychotomy!
Anyways, if anybody sees Dave tell him “‘Scuse me for having a life.”
And–I thought he knew this already–I also got a couple of cats, and a wife.
But I feel kinda bad for Dave, I do. Tending the lab rats sure must take its toll.
Just hope someday he shows me that trick where he changes the letter size . . .
Wait. What? Are you serious? Is that all you gotta say?
I put out a plea for help and you play King of Snark for a day?
I thought this was bad to begin with but that just takes the cake.
Is this the grand master of FNitN I’m talking to here? There must be some kind of mistake.
I can’t believe I used to look up to you and emulate your *ss.
The only way I can live up to you now is by sleeping in and skipping class.
Yeah, I know how you feel about looking up and emulating, I aint lyin’!
I mean, Dansby Swanson? Sure, he plays ball, but dawg, you’re not even tryin’!
That’s like Johnsy Smith, Susan Jonesy, Janesy Wilson, or Sammy Hart.
Sure, you found a name, but I think you forgot about the “Funny” part.
I wouldn’t be throwing stones if I were you! I’d be leery.
It’s almost like you’re trying to prove Diddy’s Funny Name Scarcity Theory!
I hate to say it but I’m ready to admit you’re right–that’s what I’m thinkin’.
You do some need help, dawg. I better step back in and keep that boat from sinkin’!