Back in the day, the queens of the squared circle, oh, they were something, I tell you.
When I was staring in fascination at black-and-white, rabbit-ear earned action of Wrestling I Just Knew Was Real, the best of the women wrestlers was The Fabulous Moolah.
Oh, what a great and funny name for a woman who was born as Mary Lillian Ellison on July 22, 1923, in a South Carolina country town by the name of Tookiedoo.
As her story goes, Mary Lillian’s dad yearned for a night in the city, so he took his 10-year-old daughter with him to the state capital of Columbia, where they took in a wrestling match.
The kid took to it.
According to http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/The_Fabulous_Moolah, she began working for promoter Billy Wolfe and his wife Mildred Burke in 1956. Mildred was a wrestler herself, as well as a trainer, and she took Mary Lillian under her wing.
But another promoter knew there needed to be a change.
According to her obituary in The New York Times after she died at the age of 84, a man by the name of Jack Pfeffer asked her what drew her to wrestling.
Winning a title in the day. (Photo from wrestlingclassics.com)
Wrote Times reporter Richard Goldstein:
“He asked her why she was wrestling, and, as she recalled: ‘Annoyed, I blurted out: ‘For the money. I want to wrestle for the moolah.’
“First, she apprenticed as a valet for Nature Boy Buddy Rogers; she was billed as Slave Girl Moolah and clad in a leopard-skin outfit. Soon, she was wrestling as the Fabulous Moolah, and she won the championship belt in 1956.”
Regaining her title 40 years later. (Photo from onlineworldofwrestling.com)
So began a ring career that lasted, incredibly enough, into 1999. That’s when WWE brought her back, and, in Cleveland, she pinned opponent Ivory and won back the belt at the age of 76.
Her fame really was wide. In 1983 she sold the rights to her Women’s World Championships to Vince McMahon and his WWF, and appeared exclusively for his popular organization. She was part of a popular rock ‘n’ roll feud that included Cyndi Lauper and Captain Lou Albano.
In 1994 she was the first woman wrestler to be inducted into the WWF Hall of Fame.
She co-wrote a biography about her career, “The Fabulous Moolah: First Goddess of the Squared Circle” with Larry Platt in 2002.
In 2004, her story was part of Ruth Leitman documentary “Lipstick & Dynamite,” which was a history of women’s pro wrestling.
The Fabulous Moolah stood only 5-foot-4, but her flying drop-kick sure looked huge to a little kid watching on black-and-white TV in the 1960s.
Here’s the link to The Fabulous Moolah’s obituary in the New York Times.
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The best part of this story, hands down, is Tookiedoo, SC. Only in the south!! 😀
No kidding, Mark. I want to apply for the job as postmaster of Tookiedoo, S.C.
The only better potential postmark I’ve ever seen–and I visited the place a couple of months ago–was Hell, Cayman Islands.
Oh my God, Mark, you really spent your vacation in Hell!
Definitely caught my eye. I gotta visit Tookiedoo before I die. Maybe even write a country song about it.
What a way to make a living…. good for her for going for it… and keeping it going for so long.
She was a pioneer, Ros. And I really admire pioneers. 🙂
Very interesting!
No matter how fit I might be, I could never take the pain associated with this type of career. Ouch. Kudos to Moolah, though. 😀
I’m no wrestler either, Tess. Moolah was a mauler! 🙂
I remember watching wrestling in the 90’s and Moolah totally still had it. It’s great to learn the back-story behind her excellence! Plus, names like Tookiedoo and Mildred Burke are always a treat to see!
I’m also super amused by the name “Slave Girl Moolah” – something like that would NEVER fly these days! I feel like wrestling has always pushed the envelope… or something 🙂
Yes, wrestling looks for the edges of acceptance, King Dave. And then bashes it over the head with a folding chair!
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Nice post, Markmeister!
Thanks, Diddy! Tap-tap. Is this thing on?
The fabulous Moolah certainly earned her name. And it is much funnier than Ron ‘Tater Salad’ White. 🙂
Imagine if his last name would have been Brown, though, Fannie. Ugh! Bad Tater Salad!!
Sounds like the name worked and she made herself a nice pile of moolah! Maybe even enough to buy the whole town of Tookiedoo.
I think she was smart and had ownership, Arto. The only way to go in pseudo-sports. Be a McMahon.
oh, i love her story and her stunning comeback! what great spirit and a fabulous find –
Yay for the Moolah, Beth. Long may her legend by remembered. 🙂
How have I never heard of this woman? And all of her sequined glory? She is so spangly in that ensemble. I wonder what finally did her in? Surely not a drop kick?