PaNaTa “Natty” Alford Gregory

Traces of Texas

Traces of Texas

PaNaTa, y’all. Do you see this name? With random capitalization? And it’s not even a contrived, trying-uber-hard-to-be-unique NBA name. I can’t even hazard as to why they wrote it that way, but goodness, it looks like a series of elements on the periodic table. Protactinium, Sodium, Tantalum. Awesome.

Look at that tree from which she stems!! Puchethi? Fernaty? Are you kidding me? Chief Techumseh, a manatee, Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and some meth? You can’t make this up.

PaNaTa. Now I don’t know if that rhymes with banana, but I sho nuff do know that it’s just one letter’s difference from a Mexican fiesta! Ole! Oh, honey, I wonder if they called her piñata.

I guess they didn’t–because her nickname was “Natty.” Now we all know Natty has two meanings; as a smart, stylish dresser, or slang for Natural Light beer, a favorite of poor college students. And glory be, it comes in Tall Boys, for that guaranteed tepid last third of weak beer.

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We can rest assured Natty Gregory never had a sip of this Natty.

Traces of Texas

Traces of Texas

Here lies the grave of old PaNaTa. Note the wind turbines in the background.

Natty was born in St. Clair County, Alabama and died at the age of 75 in her daughter, Josephine Priscilla Berry’s home in Berry Flat, Borden, TX. Per www.findagrave.com, “Natty is the daughter of William Alford and Priscilla Truss.”

Wait a second. What happened to Puchethi and Fernaty? This is confusing. Did they up and change their names like Cat Stevens? Ugh, I haaaate it when people do that.

Well, per www.geneology.com, William was raised by Chief Tecumseh’s sister, Tacumpese, and his Shawnee name was Nay Tha Way Nah Puchethi. Seriously. He was affectionately called PUCHETHEI or PACHETA, which meant “panther.” SHUT UP.  Panther. I can’t even.

And PaNaTa wasn’t even the oddest of his kid’s names. No, sir. Look what he did to them.

MAY-THAHSKE-SE
NAH-SWAH-PA-MA
PA-SE-QUAH-MES-SE
WAL-KOS-KA-KA
WAH-PAH-MEAP-TO
WAY-LAHSKE-SE
And lastly, “PA-NE-TA” with yet ANOTHER spelling of her name.

Natty decided she was not going to burden her litter of kids with such crazy talk, so she married the normal-named Griffin Clifford Gregory on September 15, 1856 in Alabama and they had themselves a whole litter of kids: William, Josephine Priscilla, Jefferson Davis, John, Mary, Louisa Ann, Thomas E., Maude and Inder. I think we can all agree that Inder was as reckless as it got.

Another confusing thing is that this gravestone says Netty, not Natty. But it does happen. My grandmother’s grave said Maria, and she was a Marie.

netty

In any event, Netty is dead, however you spell it. Just like Jud from Oklahoma. Poor Jud is dead

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15 Responses to PaNaTa “Natty” Alford Gregory

  1. Dave says:

    I’ve been speechless (commentless?) trying to figure out what to write for the last minute or so. This tree of names is just too rich. Nothing I say can even do justice to that amazing name and lineage.

    Major props for being able to write this post. There’s just so much material there, I’d hardly know where to start!

  2. ksbeth says:

    it makes me think of festivities – ala pinata.

  3. Arto says:

    That is one serious name jungle right there. We may not be able to agree on what to call her at any particular time, but I think we can agree she and her family were exceptionally rich in name goodness.

  4. Benson says:

    I am hardly a linguist but I would guess that the English spelling of non English language names is done phonetically, to convey the sound and pronunciation of the name. Not all languages have a written form.

  5. wdydfae says:

    We could have some great rounds of the Name Game here! Like:

    PA-SE-QUAH-MES-SE, PA-SE-QUAH-MES-SE, Bo BA-SE-QUAH-MES-SE
    Banana fana FO-SE-QUAH-MES-SE
    Fi fi MO-SE-QUAH-MES-SE
    PA-SE-QUAH-MES-SE!

  6. Liz says:

    fun read 🙂 you got it goin’ on with that southern drawl, Kerbey. You know how to spin a yarn. And all that.

  7. I’m with Dave. This one left me comment-less. Well done!

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