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9th Annual Poll: Funniest Names in the NFL Draft–RUNOFF

Posted on May 4, 2021 by Mark Sackler

“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.”– George Burns The 2021 poll, due to a razor sharp margin and no clear winner, will … Continue reading →

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8th Annual Poll: Funniest Names in The NFL Draft

Posted on April 13, 2020 by Mark Sackler

This post appears concurrently on The Millennium Conjectures “I want to own an NFL franchise. I understand the business of football.”-Jon Bon Jovi I honestly have no idea if Jon Bon Jovi understands the business of football.  But with a … Continue reading →

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7th Annual Poll, Funniest Names in The NFL Draft

Posted on April 21, 2019 by Mark Sackler

“If I could remember the names of all these particles, I’d be a botanist.”–Enrico Fermi Ah, spring has sprung.   Flowers are blooming.  The world is reborn (just ask Tiger Woods if you don’t believe that one).  And that means one … Continue reading →

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4th Time’s the Charm: Funniest Names in the 2016 NFL Draft

Posted on April 27, 2016 by Mark Sackler

“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead”–Erma Bombeck” “Rats, suspended again,” said Tom, deflated.** **If you’re too young to remember Tom Swifties, check out the history here. It’s that magical time … Continue reading →

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Funny Super Bowl Names, Page 3 Girls and More – It’s Funny Names in the News 97

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Dave

Howdy doody cowboys!!! Notice how I didn’t capitalize “cowboys” there? There’s a reason for that… there ain’t none “Cowboys” in today’s post. Instead, there’ll be a few Patriots, and a couple of Seahawks. Plus our usual assortment of funny names … Continue reading →

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